Songs of the Season: From “Stay Inside” and “Cheap Wine” – A Local Song for Every Viral Occasion
In this fast moving Coronavirus, it is the sharing of songs that keeps our shred of sanity sewn together. With so many odd situations arising, we’ve put together a quick song list of the right local songs for the right situation.
Ona “Sleep, Rinse and Repeat” – That song you keep spinning when someone in your house is only showering once a week and not taking hints.
Local Honeys, “He Split The First Church of God” – That song to help ‘splain to mammaw that in spite of what the President says she ought not gather at church Easter morning.
Massing, “Cam’s Ham” – That song you play when you’re craving a shaved ham sandwich that fell from heaven and landed near a dirty First Street underpass.
Massing, “Stay Inside” – That song you play when you’re craving Cam’s Ham but just end up making a salvaged ham sandwich at the house on a stale hotdog bun.
Sasha Colette, “Red Bandana,” – That song you play when you try to nicely tell someone to cover their mouth, ain’t got an extra mask and don’t wanna cut up a bra.
Nic Allen and The Troubled Minds, “Worthless Man,” – That song you play when you send your boyfriend/husband/roommate to the store and they forget to pick up liquor and toilet paper.
Tyler Childers, “All You’rn” – That song you play when you’re hiking and hunting Morel mushrooms with your honey.
Tyler Childers, “Banded Clovis” – That song you play when you’re hiking, hunting for rocks and relics, find a damn Banded Clovis, then really, really need to bury a body.
Brad Goodall, “Casa de Mel,” – That song you play when everyone abandoned the fraternity house but you’re left alone with more liquor and Hamm’s than a Florida spring break.
Nete (Nathan Gilliam) “Slow Jam of Tyler Childers’ “Feathered Indians” – That song you play when it’s well after midnight and you destroy half a bag of gummy bears – cept those were not just gummy bears.
Deadbeats and Barkers, “Nice To Have Met” – That song you play when you’re looking out the windows, fogging up the glass, thinking about that person you met at the V Club, forgot their name and probably will now never see again.
The Horse Traders, “Cheap Wine” – That song you play while tossing 14 bottles of wine on top of your toilet paper mountain in your shopping cart at Aldi’s
Corduroy Brown, “To My Younger Self” – That song you play when you call your life coach and their number is busy, but ya still need a pick-me-up.
